Gretchen Franklin: Ethel

Quotes 

• [elderly Ethel Skinner starts a conversation with Jeff who she has recently met] 

  Ethel : Have you and Pauline been at it for long?

  Jeff : I beg your pardon.

  Ethel : Well... courting!

  Jeff : Oh! Yeah, we've been seeing each other for a while now.

  Ethel : Do you know all about contradiction?

  Jeff : [confused]  Err.

  Ethel : Condoms!

  Jeff : Oh! Yeah, well I think we are both a bit too old to be worrying about that.

  Ethel : Oh, no, you're not. Pauline doesn't know where you've been!