The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Chan Clan at Scotland Yard (1972)

Robert Ito: Henry Chan

Quotes 

• [Stanley is disguised as a king] 

  Henry Chan : Now what are you doing?

  Stanley Chan : I figure if the guard spots me, he'll just think I'm a typical citizen.

  Henry Chan : THAT'S typical?

  Stanley Chan : Sure. Who's more typical than a plain old king?

  Henry Chan : Get rid of that stupid disguise and let's go!

  Stanley Chan : [back in his regular clothes]  Boy, what a grouch.

• Stanley Chan : There's the Stone of Scone under that throne.

  Tom Chan : And for 600 years, all the kings of England have been crowned on that stone.

  Stanley Chan : Boy, that must've been pretty crowded. Heh-heh-heh! Get it, Henry? All those kings on one little old rock? Heh-heh-heh!

  Henry Chan : I get it, and I'd like to give it back.