The New Adventures of China Smith (TV Series)
The Bible of Mr. Quaile (1954)
Dan Duryea: China Smith
Quotes
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Maggie : Then what is your price, Mr. Smith. A man like you always has one.
China Smith : That I have - a kind word, an honest gesture, a feeling heart - the kind of currency you don't seem to carry around.
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Quaile : What do you know about Bibles?
China Smith : Bibles? Well, more than a heathen but less than a priest.
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[Quaile wants to hire Smith to steal his bible back from a Communist colonel]
Quaile : I know it's dangerous...
China Smith : Dangerous? For two thousand dollars, it's ridiculous. Getting in and out of North Indochina is tough enough.
Quaile : Twenty-five hundred.
China Smith : And that's to burgle an army officer's house, too?
Quaile : Three thousand and all expenses.
China Smith : Including burial?
Quaile : Four! I'd go myself, but... Will you please help me?
China Smith : You just hired a Smith! It's a fine nice word, "please". And you'd have saved yourself some money if you'd used it sooner.
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Quaile : That man - I think he works for a man named Banning. I made the mistake of showing him my Gutenberg Bible. He and his niece have been after it ever since.
China Smith : You'd do well to show it to them again - if only to let them read the Commandments.
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China Smith : [narrating] There's one problem about having the reputation as a troubleshooter - someone's always handing you trouble.
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[last lines]
China Smith : [looking heavenward] A gun and a Bible - it's a wonder he puts up with us.
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China Smith : As I started to say, Maggie, I'd love workin' for you - or the other chap - but I don't work both sides of the street at once.
Maggie : I no longer believe in fairy tales, Mr. Smith. Neither the one about Santa Claus nor the one about honor among thieves.
China Smith : After a long, hard life, I've found them both to be true.
Maggie : I'll match what this man offers to pay you, so you'll collect twice. Is it a deal?
China Smith : No deal... and it must be shocking to find out there *is* a Santa Claus.