- Matt Albie: Isn't it possible that Mary got pregnant by another man, and Joseph stepped up so his wife wouldn't get stoned to death by the village?
- Harriet Hayes: No.
- Matt Albie: It's more likely that an angel inseminated her, and she gave birth to a magical wizard who could rise from the dead?
- Harriet Hayes: He's not David Copperfield!
- Matt Albie: Science is something you believe in, science has to be proven, or then not get to call it science
- Harriet Hayes: Wouldn't it be great if you knew something about Christians, before you start...
- Matt Albie: It's a fairy tail!
- Harriet Hayes: No, it's not
- Matt Albie: We've been having this fight for six months!
- Harriet Hayes: We've been having this fight for two years!
- Matt Albie: We have been having this fight in two different millennia, now!