- Mr. Ernst: There's nothing like living each day on the edge, seeing the seamy side. The side most people only read about. Walking that fine line where every life-and-death decision has to be made in the blink of an eye.
- Melody: [presents donuts to Mr. Ernst] Frosted or jelly, sheriff?
- Mr. Ernst: Um... . oh, gee... uhh... . Frosted. No, no, jelly. Jelly. No, um... .