The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (TV Series)
The Beast with Twenty Fingers (1963)
Frank Faylen: Herbert T. Gillis
Quotes
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Herbert T. Gillis : We are stuck together until Dobie gets back, so I don't want you to get in my way.
Maynard G. Krebs : Right. You go your way, and I'll go mine.
[Herbert sees a nemesis coming into the store]
Herbert T. Gillis : Right. And my way happens to be to get out of sight. Here comes that loud-mouth Mrs Fogarty who's always complaining about how much I chisel her.
Maynard G. Krebs : And my way is over there to the comic books. I sure do dig Mighty Mouse.
Herbert T. Gillis : Maynard, come back here. Help me out. Tell her I'm not here.
Maynard G. Krebs : Well...
Herbert T. Gillis : I'll give you fifty cents.
Maynard G. Krebs : Well...
Herbert T. Gillis : I'll give you seventy-five cents.
Maynard G. Krebs : Well, make it a quarter and it's a deal.
Herbert T. Gillis : It's a deal, and tell her I'm outta town.
Maynard G. Krebs : And there are some people who say I ain't shrewd.
Mrs Fogarty : Where is that low-down, crooked, good-for-nothing Herbert T. Gillis?
Maynard G. Krebs : Oh, you know him, huh?
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[Dobie finally shows his Dad and Maynard how to remove the Gypsy Love Link from their fingers]
Dobie Gillis : See - nothing to it.
Herbert T. Gillis : Amazing.
Maynard G. Krebs : Inedible.