Kyle Howard: Bobby Newman

Quotes 

• Bobby Newman : [about his dating PJ]  So, I should tell the guys.

  P.J. Franklin : No. No. No.

  Bobby Newman : Why not?

  P.J. Franklin : They're like a school of piranhas, right? No, they will take the baby deer that is our relationship and they will tear it to bits.

  Bobby Newman : What is a baby deer doing in the Amazon?

  P.J. Franklin : Lost its way?

  Bobby Newman : Okay.

  P.J. Franklin : See, the point is that they will tease us mercilessly.

  Bobby Newman : Come on, they're not that bad.

  P.J. Franklin : Brendan - he finally gets his dream job, right? - and they treat him like he showed up to class in his underpants.

  Bobby Newman : Okay, that is true, but to be honest with you, watching Brando pore over blueprints is like... like watching a bear try to fold a map. It... Wow, I'm doing it, too!

  P.J. Franklin : You see?

  Bobby Newman : What have they done to me?

  P.J. Franklin : I don't know. You used to be so nice.

  Bobby Newman : Man, it's like I want to support Brendan, I just... don't remember how.

  P.J. Franklin : And, they will be relentless. I mean, they will mock us until we break up, and then they will mock us for that.

  Bobby Newman : You're right. You're absolutely right. But they know you're dating somebody, so how do we handle that?

  P.J. Franklin : Well, they don't really have the longest attention span. I mean, I'm sure right now they're wondering who would win in a fight, a badger or a raccoon.

  Bobby Newman : Which is ridiculous because obviously it would be a badger. And why are there so many animals in this conversation?

• Bobby Newman : [observing Brendan]  What is he doing?

  Kenny Moritorri : Looks like he's working?

  Bobby Newman : [pulling out his cell phone]  It IS what it looks like. His parents'll want a picture, right?