Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

Quotes 

• Mike Callahan : Remember how we always wondered what kind of girl entered a wet t-shirt contest? I met them.

  P.J. Franklin : Wow, I always thought that was a myth, you know, like scholar-athletes or unicorns.

• Mike Callahan : Look, the best way to get over an emotional tragedy is with, uh, quick, meaningless, potentially embarrassing sex.

• Mike Callahan : Oh, dude, you are so lucky to live with a woman.

  Brendan Dorff : Oh, dude, it's like shaving with honey.

• Mike Callahan : Get in. We're going on a stakeout. That's your walkie. Your code name: Little Bear.