- PJ Franklin: [voiceover] A simple goal for every ballplayer is this: consistency. That is the ability to play the game at a high level every single day. To get there, you've gotta work your butt off.
- Andy Franklin: What am I, a heroine addict? How am I supposed to sleep in the chair?
- Mike Callahan: I'm gonna get you a blanket. Come on.
- Andy Franklin: [while mattress shopping] I'm weird. I'm one of those people who don't like to sleep in a chair; so, I gotta crash at your place, I'm gonna need a real bed.
- Mike Callahan: Well, don't buy a new one, man. Why not just bust out a Goodwill special?
- Andy Franklin: Do you know how much bacteria and microorganisms live in used mattresses?
- Andy Franklin: [suddenly realizing] You have a used mattress, don't you? My God.
- Kenny Morittori: That baby's never gonna get to know me.
- Andy Franklin: Yeah, he'll never know the guy who wasn't his father who dated the woman who wasn't his mother.