My Boys (TV Series)

Ethics (2007)

Jim Gaffigan: Andy Franklin

Quotes 

• Bobby : He just asked me!

  Mike : Well, of course he asked you! Look at you. You're adorable.

  Kenny : Those dimples.

  Andy : That cute little grin.

• Brendan Dorff : You know, we'd save enough energy to light more than 2.5 million homes if we all just use one of those energy-efficient light bulb things.

  Mike : You mean the six of us?

  Brendan Dorff : No, I meant everyone in America.

  Kenny : I don't know everyone in America.

  Andy : So much for THAT plan.

• Andy : [high voice]  "Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?"

  Andy : [low voice]  "Well, dear, Mommy was a drunken cast-off."

  Bobby : Yeah, see, she wanted to go home with Uncle Brendo that night, but Daddy was in the right place at the right time.

  PJ Franklin : "Daddy, do you think I can be a drunken cast-off some day?"

  Andy : [low voice]  "Dare to dream, sweetie. Good night."

• Andy : Weird. I always thought watchin' TV in your underwear was your wheelhouse.