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Quotes
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PJ Franklin : Dude, I cannot date him, okay? He is a Cub! All right, that is breaking, like, a ton of unwritten journalism rules.
Mike : Unwritten rules were meant to be... written.
Kenny : ...then broken.
Mike : Written then broken! Thanks, Kenny. I got a little lost there.
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Andy : [high voice] "Daddy, how did you meet Mommy?"
Andy : [low voice] "Well, dear, Mommy was a drunken cast-off."
Bobby : Yeah, see, she wanted to go home with Uncle Brendo that night, but Daddy was in the right place at the right time.
PJ Franklin : "Daddy, do you think I can be a drunken cast-off some day?"
Andy : [low voice] "Dare to dream, sweetie. Good night."
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PJ Franklin : [voiceover] Every job has its own set of ethics. In journalism, your job is to report the facts, just get the story, and above all, don't insert yourself in the story.
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Matt Dougan : I know who you are.
PJ Franklin : Really?
Matt Dougan : Yeah. Press conference at spring training, you asked me why I had no control of my fastball.
PJ Franklin : Sorry. It's gonna come up when you hit six batters in three innings. Flattered you remember, though.
Matt Dougan : Well, you're hard to miss in a clubhouse.
PJ Franklin : Thanks. So are you, even though you're wearing the same thing everyone else is.
Matt Dougan : Well, that's why we're all numbered.
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Matt Dougan : Are you flattering me now? Because, I'd be flattered if you were.
PJ Franklin : Are you saying you'd be flattered to be flattered by me? That's flattering.
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PJ Franklin : [voiceover] I know I shouldn't insert myself in the story, but... what if that story has striking blue eyes and a jaw line that can slice cheese?
