My Boys (TV Series)

Dirty Little Secrets (2007)

Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

Quotes 

• Mike Callahan : I just got back form my yoga class in, uh, Lake Forest.

  Andy Franklin : There's got to be, like, a billion yoga classes closer than Lake Forest.

  Mike Callahan : Yeah, but the lonely, rich, beautiful Lake Forest women are diggin' Mike-Mike. It is ass soup out there, and I'm the ladle.

• Mike Callahan : Yes. Booze. Tasty. Yum. Now. Go.

• Mike Callahan : All right, urinal. Let's see what cha got.

• Mike Callahan : I was at yoga class and this girl's husband showed up.

  Andy Franklin : Did you roll out your mat and out-stretch 'im?