- Shrek: All right, Peaches. You're coming with me.
- Lancelot: What did you call me?
- Shrek: Peaches. Come on, we've got a ship to catch.
- Lancelot: You said it again!
- Shrek: And you'll have a whole kingdom calling you that, if we ever get there. Now move it, Peaches!
- Lancelot: Unhand me! You've insulted Lancelot's honor for the final time!
- Shrek: Lancelot? I thought you were Arthur.
- Lancelot: That's one insult too many! You should face me on the field of battle!