- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Just because something bad happened when something good was going to happen doesn't mean it's because of the curse that happened between those things.
- Owen Darby: It's a pretty clear sequence of events!
- Devin: Does anyone have a kidney we can sell? I'd offer mine, but mama already played that card. Micah? Ryan? Gallbladder? Spleen? It could be any of those.
- Owen Darby: No.
- Devin: Part of a liver? You can grow the rest of it.
- Owen Darby: Don't we only have $100?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: For advertising or, like, for the whole company?
- Owen Darby: Yes.
- Owen Darby: Devin, just shut down the website. We're not equipped to handle success.
- Micah: Truer words have never been spoken.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Ryan, you make sure Micah doesn't freak out about the curse.
- Ryan: I won't let him out of my sight.
- [door slams as Micah runs out the door]
- Ryan: He's gone and I have failed you.
- Owen Darby: Big Harry's Pancake House?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: I love that place!
- Owen Darby: I've had four birthday parties there... in the last year.
- Owen Darby: We're cursed! Just do the math or science or whatever. I don't know, I failed that in high school.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Aren't you in charge of our accounting?
- Owen Darby: No, I thought you were.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Micah?
- [Micah shakes his head]
- Devin: It doesn't matter, okay? I spent all our money and all our future money.
- Owen Darby: Well, the curse thickens. My molar just fell out and I swallowed it.
- Micah: Well, I have a rash on my back that's shaped like a swastika.
- Ryan: It's a good curse, like on Sleeping Beauty!
- Micah: No, no, no, there are no good curses.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: And that movie isn't real.
- Ryan: Agree to disagree!
- Devin: On the bright side, the website company sent us all these free T-shirts.
- Micah: Okay, silver lining!
- Devin: I ordered all child smalls.
- Micah: Devin, you ruin everything!
- Ryan: [delighted] There are so many! I will literally never have to buy clothes again. And a cotton-poly blend? Please and thank you!
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: There's no curse. My life is the same!
- Miriam: Yeah, your curse was your personality.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Hey!
- Owen Darby: Please lift the curse, especially on Zona.
- Miriam: I have something for you.
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: It better be money.
- Ryan: Or a puppy. No, two puppies? No, a really cool pencil?
- Little Harry: Big Harry's dead. The police think he was taken out by a rival pancake house. His secret recipe is missing.
- Owen Darby: My pancakes... my birthdays...
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Owen, his dad just died.
- Owen Darby: [screams] Noooo!
- [Little Harry walks away in disgust]
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: Sorry for your loss.
- Owen Darby: What do we do? What do we do?
- Arizona 'Zona' Goodwin: You can go to IHOP.
- Owen Darby: IHOP? Don't touch me!