It's About Time (TV Series)

And Then I Wrote Happy Birthday to You (1966)

Frank Aletter: Mac

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Mac : You all right, Hector?

  Hector : Sure. There's nothing like a soft landing.

  Mac : Yeah, And that was nothing like a soft landing!

• Hector : I think we've seen enough of this planet. Let's get back in the capsule and head for Earth.

  Mac : Hector, we can't - we're on Earth.

  Hector : Oh, yeah, we're on Earth. Well, let's get back in the capsule and - we're on Earth?

  Mac : Sure. We blacked out at 60,000 miles per second, remember? Hector?

  Hector : Yeah?

  Mac : Acording to Einstein's theory, when you pass the speed of light you enter the dimension of time.

  Hector : Captain, what are you telling me?

  Mac : We've broken the time barrier. We've gone back about a million years!

• Gronk : Tribal custom good, party bad.

  Shag : Shag think birthday party good idea!

  Gronk : No more talk!

  Hector : I was only trying to be friendly. I didn't want to make an argument or anything like that, friends.

  Gronk : No argument. Man say, woman do.

  Mac : I wonder how we let that custom get away from us.

• Mac : That's a beautiful cake. What's it made of?

  Shag : Meat.

  Hector : It's a steak cake.