"The Office" Beach Games (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

  • Pam Beesly : Hey. I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just need to say a few things. I did the coal walk. Just... I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow, I feel really good right now. Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just, like, weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy. And there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's... Whatever. That's not what I'm... I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you, Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yeah. It's a good day.

    Michael Scott : Pam! That was amazing! But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.

  • Michael Scott : Who's ahead in points?

    Pam Beesly : I think they're even. At various times you gave Jim 10 points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs-up. And I don't really know how to compare those units.

    Michael Scott : Well, check to see if there is a conversion chart in the notebook.

    Pam Beesly : I really doubt it, Michael.

    Michael Scott : Please, just check.

  • Michael Scott : Everybody, may I have you attention, please? Today, we are not just spending a day at the beach.

    Stanley Hudson : Oh, sweet mother of God.

    Michael Scott : If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus.

    Stanley Hudson : Excuse me?

    Michael Scott : Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.

  • [Discussing his chosen team leaders] 

    Michael Scott : Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in half an hour. So that should tell you something.

    [...] 

    Michael Scott : Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job. He has the best sales record in the office. He loves the work. He is, however, an idiot.

    [...] 

    Michael Scott : I am also considering Stanley because of all the good that black people have done for America.

    [...] 

    Michael Scott : Andy Bernard. Pros: He's classy, he gets me. He went to Cornell. I trust him. Cons: I don't really trust him.

  • Michael Scott : Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?

    Oscar Martinez : I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.

    Michael Scott : Well, you can't swim in leather pants.

  • Michael Scott : What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.

  • [as everybody is getting off the bus] 

    Michael Scott : Watch out for snakes.

  • Michael Scott : [choosing team names for the company's beach day]  We are going to choose team names. Dwight.

    Dwight Schrute : We will be called Gryffindor.

    Jim Halpert : Really? Not Slytherin?

    Dwight Schrute : Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.

    Jim Halpert : I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.

    Dwight Schrute : He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that.

    Jim Halpert : [starts chanting]  Vol-de-mort, Vol-de-mort...

    [Kevin and Karen follow] 

    Jim Halpert : Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort!

    Dwight Schrute : OK, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that.

    Michael Scott : Hey, hey, hey. Ok, Ok... Stanley, your team name?

    Stanley : I don't care what you call my team.

    Michael Scott : Then I will name your team the Red team.

    Stanley : [Crosses arms]  No, the blue team.

  • Michael Scott : I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck.

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