Death Proof (2007)

Jordan Ladd: Shanna

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• Shanna : Oh, "come on," my ass!

• Jungle Julia : What happened with you and Nate last night?

  Arlene : Not much. I mean, we just fucking met each other. If you don't bust their balls a little bit they're never gonna respect you.

  Jungle Julia : Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you DIDN'T do, how about enlightening us on what you did do?

  Arlene : Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes.

  Shanna : Dressed, half dressed or naked?

  Arlene : Dressed. I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing".

  Jungle Julia : Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?

  Arlene : You know, it's everything but.

  Shanna : They call it "the thing"?

  Arlene : I call it the thing.

  Shanna : Do guys like the thing?

  Arlene : They like it better than no thing.

• Dov : So is it Shawna and the girls at lake house this weekend?

  Shanna : Shawna?

  Dov : Awww fuck, I didn...

  Shanna : No. Now there is one thing every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna has in common with each other - we all hate the name Shawna. And we really hate when people call us Shawna. Remember it's Shanna banana not Shawna banawna.

• Shanna : [Shanna and her girlfriends are in a car]  Remember: no hookin' up tonight. You can hang with 'em, you can make out with 'em, but no hookin' up with 'em, because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight, and my daddy's pretty clear on one thing. He said "Ah am lettin' you and your GIRLFRIENDS stay at my lake-house. Not you and some horny boys tryin' to get their fuck on with my daughter."

  Arlene : Your dad talks like that?

  Shanna : Hell, yeah! And it's not like he ain't gonna know, either, because when I'm staying at the lake-house with my girlfriends in our bikinis, Daddy just has a tendency to pop up and make sure we don't need anything. Look, he's totally harmless and cute as a bug's ear! But you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang walking the floor of his lake-house, he just likes to pay us a visit and make sure we got everything we need. And if you flirt shamelessly with him, like the 6-foot baby giraffe in the back-seat, you got a puppy-dog for life.

• Shanna : Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. You through havin' a tantrum?

  Jungle Julia : I'm not havin' a tantrum.

  Shanna : Yes you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me.

  Jungle Julia : I am not cursin' at you.

  Shanna : You said: Jesus Christ, Shanna. And then before the sentence was over you threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.

• Jungle Julia : Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didn't do. How bout' enlightening us on what it is you did do?

  Arlene : Nothing to write home about. We just made out on the couch for about twenty minutes.

  Shanna : Dressed, half dressed, or naked?

  Arlene : Dressed! I said we made out. We didn't do "the thing".

  Jungle Julia : Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"?

  Arlene : You know, it's everything but.

  Shanna : They call that "the thing"?

  Arlene : I call it "the thing".

  Shanna : Do guys like "the thing"?

  Arlene : They like it better than no thing.

• Jungle Julia : Who's holding?

  Shanna : If you're not, then nobody.

  Arlene : We were kinda hoping you were.

  Shanna : Yeah, how are you not holding?

  Jungle Julia : Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fuckin' job to supply y'all with weed whenever we go out.

  Shanna : Whoa, whoa whoa, little lady, you're gettin' angry kinda quick, doncha think? I was just teasin' you!

  Jungle Julia : I'm not angry, it would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time and surprise me every once in a while with pot.

  Shanna : Okay, mean girl in a high school movie, are you through havin' a tantrum?

  Jungle Julia : I'm not having a tantrum.

  Shanna : Yes, you are! You've been in the car all of two seconds and you're already cursin' at me!

  Jungle Julia : I am not cursing at you.

  Shanna : You said "Jesus Christ Shanna". And before the sentence was over, ya threw a fuckin' in there to emphasize your irritatedness.

  Arlene : Alright, c'mon guys, don't fight, I'll pay for it when we get some.