Michael Magee: Cyril Sneer

Quotes 

• Cyril : [last few lines of the episode, Cyril is helping Cedric, Bert, Lisa and Bentley paint the clubhouse]  It's quite a previlige being allowed to paint the first stroke you paint on your clubhouse

  Cedric : It the least we could do, Pop. You bought us the paint.

  Cyril : I just wanted this clubhouse of yours to *really* stand out but I must say this is an interesting color.

  Bert : Lisa picked it out. It's called...

  Lisa , Bert : "Yucko Pink"!

  [both laugh] 

• [Cyril hears Lisa crying round the back of Bert and Cedric's clubhouse, and sees her tearing up her cigarettes] 

  Cyril : Ahem! Something wrong, kid?

  Lisa : Oh, Mr Sneer! I guess this looks weird to you, huh?

  Cyril : No, I've done this before. With cigars. You know, they don't break nearly as nicely but they're just as hard to quit.

  Lisa : Oh I've already quit!

  Cyril : Great! But why the tears? I'd be hilariously happy if I could quit.

  Lisa : But your friends wouldn't dump you if you did! I just lost a friend. She said I wouldn't fit in with her crowd.

  Cyril : Listen, kid, some crowds just are not worth belonging to.