- Cyril Sneer: Oil! Black gold! Texas tea! Barrels and barrels of beautiful crude! I'll be rich! I mean, *richer*!
- Cyril Sneer: Mammoth? You know all those refineries and tankers I ordered? I wanna return it all! And I want to return all those oil rigs too!... What do you mean I can't return it? Brand new, never been used! Did I read the small print? Of course I read the small print! Quick, read the small print!
- Pig One: I think you should read it, sir! It says right here, all sales final!
- Cyril Sneer: WHAT? Oh no, Mammoth, there's... . there's no problem... none at all... AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!