The Raccoons (TV Series)

Spring Fever! (1989)

Bob Dermer: Ralph Raccoon, Lady Baden-Baden

Quotes 

• Bert : Ralph?

  Ralph : Yeah, Bert?

  Bert : Ever have a girlfriend?

  Ralph : Sure did, pal.

  Bert : What happened?

  Ralph : I married her!

• [a heartbroken Bert is singing and playing 'Teach Me' on his guitar upstairs] 

  Ralph : Honestly, if I hear that love song one more time...

  Melissa : Oh, come on Ralph! Don't you remember what your first crush felt like?

  Ralph : Yeah, I had a hard time getting over it. But I wrote poetry. It's quieter!

• Pig Three : JP and Knox are inside the athletic club, boss.

  Cyril : I can't picture Knox doing pushups!

  Pig Three : Oh my... they *were* here!

  Pig One : The steam bath,boss! They must be in there!

  Cyril : [walking into Steam room]  Good work boys. You'll get a raise for this.

  Pig Three : A raise!

  Cyril : JP? JP Gordon? Have I got something for you!

  Lady Baden-Baden : Oh, there's a man in here!

  [various screams] 

  Pig Three : Oops... so much for our raise.