- Pig One: Pig One: Things are worse than we thought. Let's face it boys, if the boss loses, we lose. No cushy job as the mayor's assistants, no big office, no three hour lunches!
- Pig Three: [sobbing] What are we gonna do?
- Pig One: Get a grip on yourselves, guys! There's only one honourable thing we can do...
- Pig One, Pig Three, Pig Two: Cheat like crazy!