- Jonas Bledsoe: By the way, who-- Who the hell is Matthew Clarkson?
- Jaime Sommers: I have no idea.
- Jonas Bledsoe: Well, whose phone is it that you're calling me from?
- Jaime Sommers: Oh, it's the valet guy.
- Jonas Bledsoe: Looks like a dweeb.
- Jaime Sommers: Do you love what you do, Mr. Aldridge?
- Vincent Aldridge: Me? Are you kidding me? I wake up every morning with a giant smile plastered on my face because I love what I do so much.
- Becca Sommers: So what are we gonna do?
- Jaime Sommers: There's a million things to do. There's horseback riding. There's a spa. There's friggin' ballroom dancing classes. Oh, there's meditation with gems. That sounds different.
- Becca Sommers: How 'bout we go up to the room, order some room service, turn on the TV. You know, eat and get really fat, so no one will love us.
- Jaime Sommers: God, I love you.
- Jonas Bledsoe: You're registered in the Green Party?
- Jaime Sommers: What?
- Jonas Bledsoe: Are you actually gonna vote for Dennis Kucinich?
- Jaime Sommers: How do you know this?
- Jonas Bledsoe: Visual caller I.D. Anyone calls my line, I see their photo, date of birth, social security number, criminal record, you name it. Nathan set it up for me.
- Jaime Sommers: Is that legal?
- Nathan: Why aren't you asking me who this guy is and why we're following him? Why aren't you peppering me with questions?
- Jaime Sommers: Fine, who is he?
- Nathan: He's a bad guy.
- Jaime Sommers: Why is he a bad guy?
- Nathan: Because he does bad things. This is starting to sound like phone sex.
- Jaime Sommers: Is this what phone sex sounds like to you, you're doing it wrong. You have no idea, do you?
- Nathan: What about, sex? No, none, zero. I do know that women cry a lot afterwards.