The Office (TV Series)

Chair Model (2008)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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Quotes 

• Jim Halpert : [gets down on one knee]  Hey, Pam? Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?

• [Jim and Pam were joking around about when they would get engaged] 

  Jim Halpert : [during interview]  I am not kidding.

  [pulls out an engagement ring] 

  Jim Halpert : Got it a week after we started dating.

• [in the sitting area, writing down the numbers of women to set Michael up with] 

  Stanley Hudson : There's nobody I hate enough to write her name on this card.

  Phyllis Lapin : Well, I'm setting Michael up with my fat friend anyway. He can just deal with it.

  Pam Beesly : Who are you putting down?

  Jim Halpert : Oh, you don't know her.

  Pam Beesly : Who is it?

  Jim Halpert : Your mom.

  Pam Beesly : Yeah, whatever.

  [Jim smiles and shows her the card] 

  Pam Beesly : Give that to me! Give that to me.

• [first lines] 

  Pam Beesly : W. B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.

  Jim Halpert : So we had to park at a satellite parking lot

  [tilts head] 

  Jim Halpert : over there.

  Pam Beesly : Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today, Jim.

  Jim Halpert : Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.

  Pam Beesly : Nature!

  Oscar Martinez : I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.

  Andy Bernard : I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar!

  Kevin Malone : [on the ground, rubbing his feet and crying angrily]  I will quit. As God as my witness, *I will quit*

  [sniff] 

  Kevin Malone : if this is not fixed!

  Pam Beesly : Some of us like the walk more than others.

  Kevin Malone : [off-screen]  Hurts like hell...