The Office (TV Series)
Chair Model (2008)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Okay, so... Help us out.
Michael Scott : Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin Malone : Michael, please...
Michael Scott : What part of "shorn't" don't you understand, Kevin?
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Andy Bernard : We won't let you down.
Michael Scott : You can't, because I don't care.
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Andy Bernard : I left my cell phone in my car.
Phyllis Lapin : Call us when you get there, so we know you're okay.
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[first lines]
Pam Beesly : W. B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.
Jim Halpert : So we had to park at a satellite parking lot
[tilts head]
Jim Halpert : over there.
Pam Beesly : Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today, Jim.
Jim Halpert : Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
Pam Beesly : Nature!
Oscar Martinez : I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.
Andy Bernard : I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar!
Kevin Malone : [on the ground, rubbing his feet and crying angrily] I will quit. As God as my witness, *I will quit*
[sniff]
Kevin Malone : if this is not fixed!
Pam Beesly : Some of us like the walk more than others.
Kevin Malone : [off-screen] Hurts like hell...