The Office (TV Series)

Night Out (2008)

Jenna Fischer: Pam Beesly

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• Stanley Hudson : [the office workers find the gate has been locked]  Did you not tell the security guard we were working late?

  Jim Halpert : Nope. I didn't. But let's go inside and I can call him right now.

  Pam Beesly : We can't. I locked the office from the inside when we left.

  Stanley Hudson : Perfect. You guys worked together on this one. If I'm not in my bath with a glass of red wine in one hour, you're both dead.

• Pam Beesley : There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?", he said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

• Pam Beesly : What's wrong, Michael?

  Michael Scott : I got gum in my hair.

  Pam Beesly : You do.

  Michael Scott : This just stinks.

  [to Dwight, who is trying to get it out] 

  Michael Scott : Don't touch it. Please don't touch it.

  Dwight Schrute : You've got a ton of dandruff.

  Michael Scott : Okay, let me be.

  Jim Halpert : How'd you get gum in your hair?

  Michael Scott : I was walking in, and I noticed something shinny under Stanley's car, and I got under to see what it was, and I messed up my hair, all for a stupid piece of tinfoil.

  Jim Halpert : But best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter.

  Michael Scott : Kill me... right now.

  Pam Beesly : We have peanut butter in the kitchen.

  Michael Scott : I don't feel like peanut butter.

  [to Dwight, who rushes to kitchen for the peanut butter] 

  Michael Scott : Get me an ice cream sandwich.

  Jim Halpert : Nope. Not for you, it's for your hair, and it is 9 am.

  Pam Beesly : No, Dwight, not the good peanut butter. People are going to get mad.

  Michael Scott : Hey, hey, hey. This is my hair we're talking about.