The Office (TV Series)

Goodbye, Toby (2008)

Amy Ryan: Holly Flax

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Quotes 

• [during Toby's exit interview] 

  Michael Scott : I just have some... questions that I was gonna ask.

  [long pause] 

  Michael Scott : Umm, who do you think you are?

  Toby Flenderson : [long pause]  I'm Toby.

  Michael Scott : Yeah. Correct. Umm... What gives... What... What gives you the right?

  Holly Flax : ...Umm, I-I brought the binder. Do you wanna... take a little look?

  Michael Scott : Sure. Yeah, you know what, that sounds good. Take a little look-see.

• [as Toby introduces Holly to Creed] 

  Creed Bratton : The pleasure's all mine.

  Holly Flax : Thanks. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here.

  Creed Bratton : Any time.

  Holly Flax : Yeah. What do you do here?

  Creed Bratton : [long pause]  Excuse me.

  Creed Bratton : [to camera crew in the kitchen]  What is wrong with this woman? She's asking about stuff that's nobody's business. What do I do? Really, what do I do here? I should have written it down. Qua-something. Qua... Quar... Qua... Qual... Quar... Quabity. Quabity assuance. No, no, no, no, but I'm getting close.

• [as Toby introduces his replacement] 

  Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott, this is Holly.

  Holly Flax : Hi.

  Michael Scott : Hi. Yeah, right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here: My job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame, and we have an eternal struggle, you and I, and only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert, I'm going to win.

  Holly Flax : Man, someone doesn't like HR.

  Michael Scott : Yeah.

  Holly Flax : What did you do to him?

  Toby Flenderson : Nothing.

  Michael Scott : No, he tortured me with his awfulness.

• Michael Scott : I have no idea how you sit like that.

  Holly Flax : Yoga.

  Michael Scott : [Imitating Yoda]  Sit on floor, put together chair we will.

  [Holly gives him a blank stare. Michael starts to giggle uncomfortable] 

  Michael Scott : Yo-da.

  Holly Flax : [Also imitating Yoda, much to Michael surprise]  Pass curvy metal piece, you will.

• Michael Scott : So you're in town this weekend? Cause I'm not. I'm not gonna be in town. I'm going out of town.

  Holly Flax : Ohh, so you can't make my orgy?

  [Michael reacts confused] 

  Holly Flax : Kidding!

  Michael Scott : [laughing]  Kidding! Acting!

  Holly Flax : Acting!

  Michael Scott : Acting!