The Office (TV Series)
Launch Party (2007)
Kevin McHale: Delivery Kid
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : I've seen this kid before. He's one of the kids that sneaks onto my farm and steals my hemp.
Delivery Kid : Yeah, I know that guy. He's that farmer that grows really crappy weed.
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Michael Scott : Are you ready to give me my discount now?
Delivery Kid : No.
Michael Scott : Ok, what have you been doing in here this whole time?
Delivery Kid : What kind of business is this?
Dwight Schrute : We're a paper company. The best paper company in the whole wide world.
Michael Scott : Alright, Dwight, knock it off.
[to the delivery kid]
Michael Scott : You better think about what you're doing, young man.
Delivery Kid : You better think about what you're doing.
Michael Scott : No! I'm an adult, I don't have to think or do anything. You're a kid, you're a little snot-nosed, punk kid who thinks he's better than everybody else. Because he's some hot shot, and you don't know anything about sales. So stop being a disrespectful little jerk.
Delivery Kid : Sales?
Michael Scott : Yes, sales, you sell pizza, last time I checked that's called sales.
Delivery Kid : You're such a loser.
Dwight Schrute : What did you just call him?
Delivery Kid : A loser.
Dwight Schrute : What did you say?
Delivery Kid : A loser.