- Brooke Davis: [noticing a computer featuring a magazine cover with a very skinny girl] Guys. Absolutely not. There's no way she gets on the cover of my magazine unless she gains ten pounds minimum. She looks unhealthy.
- Clothes Over Bros employee: We just brainstormed.
- Brooke Davis: Brainstorm better. Anorexia is a disease, it is not a fashion statement.
- James Lucas Scott: [staring at Nathan whose hungover on the couch] I think you drink too much.
- Nathan Scott: I think you're right.
- Skills: [Jamie shoots the basketball, but Skills blocks the shot] Shorty shouldn't be in the paint. He gotta learn.
- Junk: Dude, he's four.
- James Lucas Scott: [after saying bye to the guys, and to Lucas] I gotta go home now, and anyway, you should be writing.
- [everyone laughs]