Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Pimemento (2020)

Jason Mantzoukas: Adrian Pimento

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Quotes 

• Adrian Pimento : This might not be the time to tell you, but both my parents died falling out of lighthouses, separate incidents.

• Adrian Pimento : Oh my god, there's a bomb in my chest!

• Jake Peralta : Hey, it was nice of you to let Pimento crash at your place last night. How'd it go?

  Charles Boyle : Oh, well, he gave Nikolaj a haircut while he was asleep, but no weird memory stuff, so all in all, major win.

  Jake Peralta : Great, so it sounds like he might be getting better.

  Adrian Pimento : Ah, someone's trying to kill me!

  Jake Peralta : Oh, boy, here we go again

  Adrian Pimento : Ah, gah!

  Jake Peralta : Pimento, Pimento, Pimento! Don't worry. Everything's okay. You've had some brain trauma, and it caused you to lose your memory. You're scared that you're in danger, but there is no evidence that anyone is trying to kill you. You're safe.

  Adrian Pimento : Wait, wait, really? Whew, okay.

  [chuckles] 

  Adrian Pimento : Thank you. I was really worried, you know, 'cause of this gunshot wound.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, my God, someone's trying to kill you!

• Adrian Pimento : Huh, I'm really scared, Jake. I'm really scared.

  Jake Peralta : Yeah, I know, just try and look at one thing and focus only on that until I can get Charles out here to help.

  Adrian Pimento : Okay, okay. Ooh, there's a juicy old person butt in that window.

  Jake Peralta : Why's it gotta be juicy and old?

  Adrian Pimento : I don't know, but I'm grateful for it.