- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the overstuffed burrito that spills onto the lap of crime! I am Darkwing Duck!
- Jim Starling: NO, I AM!
- Jim Starling: [threatening Darkwing with a Chainsaw] Show's over Deadmeat Duck!
- Launchpad McQuack: Stop! You're not a villain, you're a hero! *Our* hero! No matter how hopeless things got, Darkwing Duck got back up and did what was right. For Darkwing Duck is bigger than one man, he is the hope that flaps in the night!
- Scrooge McDuck: The may be the most eloquent Launchpad has ever been.
- Dewey Duck: He knows a lot about this one thing.
- Darkwing Duck: Well, there's still no sign of Starling, the movie's ruined, I lost my big break, my hero tried to kill me, and oh, I blew him up. What am I gonna do now?
- Launchpad McQuack: What Darkwing Duck always does. Get back up. You know, you could do this for real.
- Darkwing Duck: What? Be a superhero? I mean, sure. I'm scrappy, I'm brave, I look great in the cape.
- Launchpad McQuack: Gizmoduck does it.
- Darkwing Duck: I am better than Gizmoduck.
- Launchpad McQuack: It's one thing to play a hero, and it's another to actually be a hero. Do it for Jim.
- Darkwing Duck: ...I dunno, this whole thing sounds like it could get...
- Launchpad McQuack: Dangerous?
- [Darkwing looks at Launchpad and puts on his hat]
- Launchpad McQuack: You already got one fan.
- [Launchpad holds out his Darkwing poster for him to sign. Darkwing writes "Drake Mallard"]
- Launchpad McQuack: Drake Mallard. Never heard of ya.
- Dewey Duck: You have a movie studio that could fulfill a starry-eyed boy's cinematic dreams. Why didn't you tell me?
- Scrooge McDuck: To avoid this exact conversation.
- Dewey Duck: Okay, yeah, no, I can see that.
- [Launchpad monologues while the set lightning tower starts to malfunction]
- Darkwing Duck: Umm, Launchpad?
- Jim Starling: Hey dummy, It's about to blow! You really can't stop him once he gets started.
- Darkwing Duck: Well, yeah. He's your biggest fan.
- Jim Starling: It was all a setup! That hack put my fan in danger to steal the glory and humiliate me! They want grim and gritty, huh? Well, happy to play the part!
- [Starling steps into the light, revealing his Darkwing outfit has changed to Negaduck's colors]
- Launchpad McQuack: That is not Darkwing Duck! DW'd never hurt innocent people or set the city on fire. Not on purpose.
- Launchpad McQuack: Aw, cool! A big-budget reboot of a thing I loved as a kid! Those are always great! Is Darkwing's motorcycle in it? Is he still a noble hero who gets back up and fights for right, no matter what evil throws at him? You're keeping the theme song, right?
- Darkwing Duck, Launchpad McQuack: Let's! Get! Dangerous!
- [Both looks at each other in joy]
- Launchpad McQuack: This is so cool!
- Darkwing Duck: I know! It feels so right!
- Jim Starling: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the pebble in the penny loafer of depravity! I am...
- Masked Villain: Darkwing... Duck?
- Jim Starling: Ah, so you've heard of me. Let's! Get! Dangerous!