One Day at a Time (TV Series)
The Piano Teacher (1979)
Steve Franken: Victor Mulhern
Quotes
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Ann Romano : [to her piano teacher] You mentioned something about a chimpanzee who could play the piano better than...
Victor Mulhern : [laughing] I'm sorry I said that.
Ann Romano : But you're not taking it back.
[the teacher laughs nervously]
Ann Romano : Tell me it's not true.
[he laughs even more]
Ann Romano : Ooooh, it's, ah, true.
Victor Mulhern : Yeah, it's true. Uh, don't feel bad. It took that chimp eighteen months to learn one simple thing.
Ann Romano : What could he play?
[the teacher sighs, slowly walks to the piano and plays the opening notes from Beethoven's Fifth symphony, something Ann had done on her first day of playing]
Ann Romano : I can play that.
Victor Mulhern : Hanging from the chandelier with a banana in one hand?