The Good Place (TV Series)
Employee of the Bearimy (2019)
Ted Danson: Michael
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Quotes
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Shawn : I say we torture Good Janet right here, right now, live on stage. Rufus, go get the Good Janet.
[crowd cheers and applauds]
Jason Mendoza : [whispering] This part of your plan seems risky.
Michael : [whispering] This was not part of my plan.
Jason Mendoza : [whispering] Oh, thank God. I thought you had a bad plan.
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Janet : Thanks for rescuing me. I missed you so much.
Jason Mendoza : I missed you too. Bad Janet was so mean to me. Like, she said the Jags cut Blake Bortles. Can you believe that?
Janet : Oh, no... Jason, that wasn't a lie. Blake Bortles was cut by the Jaguars.
Jason Mendoza : What? Why? How? Who's their QB now?
Janet : A man named Nick Foles.
Jason Mendoza : Nick Foles? Are you kidding me?
[gleefully]
Jason Mendoza : He won a Super Bowl! We're going to be unstoppable! FOLES!
Janet : FOLES!
Michael : FOLES!
[pause]
Janet : Oh, no. Nick Foles just broke his clavicle.
Jason Mendoza : Nooooooooooooooo!
