- Frankie Bergstein: [to Grace] As a younger person myself, even I have felt uncomfortable being around you.
- Nwabudike Bergstein: [after a disastrous round of charades] I BEGGED you to read Harry Potter.
- Coyote Bergstein: Well, it was scary.
- Brianna Hanson: That round was pitiful. Suspiciously pitiful.
- Robert Hanson: I agree. How do we know you're not still letting us win?
- Nwabudike Bergstein: We're not. These two are dead weight!
- Sol Bergstein: [defensively] Excuse me for temporarily blanking on Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
- Robert Hanson: All right. Fine, that was a hard one. But how do you explain what happened with "first man on the moon"?
- Coyote Bergstein: Buzz Lightyear and Stretch Armstrong are totally legitimate guesses.