Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Bret Gives Up the Dream (2007)

Bret McKenzie: Bret

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• Bret : Oh my God. She's so hot. She's so flipping hot. I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch.

• Bret : It's a chicken egg situation.

  Murray : What does he mean, chicken?

  Jemaine : Well, you know, what came first the chicken or the egg?

  Murray : Well, that's irrelevant, isn't it? Stupid. The chicken, obviously.

  Bret : Well, then where'd the chicken come from?

  Murray : Well it came from the - oh.

  Bret : Yeah, see, the egg.

  Murray : You're the egg. You're a bad egg. You've derailed this meeting with another obscure comment.

• Jemaine : Murray, we need some money.

  Murray : Oh O.K., how much? We got about four dollars in here.

  Jemaine : Four dollars? I thought we had ten dollars.

  Murray : This box cost six.

  Bret : Well, what was wrong with the bag?

  Murray : The bag was useless Bret! It had a great big hole in it... we must've lost about twenty dollars out of that bag!

• Bret : [singing]  We're gonna boom boom boom til the break of boom.

• Bret : You've got work on your people skills, man.

  Jemaine : Yeah, shut up, Bret.

• Coco : I like your English accent.

  Bret : New Zealand.

  Coco : Oh, from New Zealand! I hear it's beautiful. Um, there's Vikings there, right?

  Bret : Errr . . . yeah.

• Bret : She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch.