- Bret: Oh my God. She's so hot. She's so flipping hot. I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist... bitch.
- Bret: It's a chicken egg situation.
- Murray: What does he mean, chicken?
- Jemaine: Well, you know, what came first the chicken or the egg?
- Murray: Well, that's irrelevant, isn't it? Stupid. The chicken, obviously.
- Bret: Well, then where'd the chicken come from?
- Murray: Well it came from the - oh.
- Bret: Yeah, see, the egg.
- Murray: You're the egg. You're a bad egg. You've derailed this meeting with another obscure comment.
- Jemaine: Murray, we need some money.
- Murray: Oh O.K., how much? We got about four dollars in here.
- Jemaine: Four dollars? I thought we had ten dollars.
- Murray: This box cost six.
- Bret: Well, what was wrong with the bag?
- Murray: The bag was useless Bret! It had a great big hole in it... we must've lost about twenty dollars out of that bag!