- [in the Mathter's hideout]
- Mr. Stoppable: So, this is what a villain's lair looks like. I wonder if he's self-insured...
- Mathter: New sidekicks, Hego? No matter. Coefficients, subtract them!
- Ron Stoppable: Okay, I'm a sidekick, admittedly, but she's - well, you'll see.
- Ron Stoppable: [On assignment to interview a personal hero] Hero, huh? Oh, the Ron Man has this one in 'le bag.'
- Mr. Steve Barkin: And no, you can't interview the person you're dating.
- Ron Stoppable: ...Brutal. How do you sleep at night?