Ashley Whillans: Emily

Quotes 

• Mr. Matthews : What in the hell is going on here, huh? Teen Sex? Are you kids on crack? You are not putting a sex float in my Homecoming parade!

  Emily : But Mr. Matthews, you don't understand...

  Mr. Matthews : Don't you 'Mr. Matthews' me, young lady! This is a school-sanctioned event. You are not gonna have two kids bumpin' uglies on a float!

  Nicole : Nobody said that there...

  Mr. Matthews : No, no, there will be no girl-on-guy action. There will be no two-girls-and-a-guy action. There will be no two-guys-and-a-girl action. There will be no action AT ALL!

  Justin : No, no, no, no, we weren't trying to do that. We were just trying to make a...

  Mr. Matthews : You are gonna to have the same pointless float that you have every year. I don't care whether it rips, it rules, or it rocks. It DOESN'T go humpidy humpidy!