Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Nemesis (2007)

Scott Krinsky: Jeff Barnes

Quotes 

• Jeff : Chuck, the registers are down! I can't get them back up! What do I do?

  Fulcrum : If you say more than one word to him, you're both dead.

  Chuck Bartowski : Pineapple.

• Jeff : Pineapple!

  Morgan Grimes : Dude, will you stop saying that? It doesn't have any meaning if you keep saying it.

  Jeff : I didn't say it, Chuck said it!

• Anna Wu : Jeff and Lester can't handle it. They're hiding.

  Morgan Grimes : What are you guys doing?

  Lester : Dude, it is *not* safe out there!

  Jeff : Someone *touched* me!

• Big Mike : Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. Do any of you know what happens after Thanksgiving?

  Jeff : The tryptophan wears off, and it's time for the liquor to kick in?

  Big Mike : No. I'm talking about Black Friday, people. The biggest shopping day of the year. When regular housewives transform into a crazy mob blinded by door prizes, sales and the urge to get the Christmas shopping done early.