Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Kristen Bell: Gossip Girl

Quotes 

• Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

• Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Blair. Maybe we could meet tonight?

  Blair Waldorf : I'd love to! But I'm doing something with Nate tonight.

  Serena van der Woodsen : The Palace. 8:00? Nate will wait.

  Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Spotted on the steps of the Met, an S and B power struggle.

  Blair Waldorf : I could only do... half hour?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Thanks for making the time.

  Blair Waldorf : You're my best friend.

• Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.

• Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Why so thirsty, S? You may have won B over, but we still think you're hiding something.

• Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic.

• Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  And who am I? That's another secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : [narration; voice-over]  Hey, Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here. And I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: "Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand, Serena van der Woodsen." Was it only a year ago our "it" girl mysteriously disappeared for, quote, "boarding school"? And just as suddenly, she's back. Don't believe me? See for yourselves. Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Thanks for the photo, Mel.