Gossip Girl (TV Series)

School Lies (2008)

Jessica Szohr: Vanessa Abrams

Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : You just won 365 more days in your Ikea-furnished closet.

  Vanessa Abrams : You went to my building? You talked to my landlord?

  Blair Waldorf : No, I don't speak Ukrainian, but I do speak envelope of cash and he understood me perfectly.

• Blair Waldorf : Blair Waldorf is not indebted to anyone. No matter how much I appreciate what you did.

  Vanessa Abrams : You're welcome... I guess?

  Blair Waldorf : Good. Now this transaction is finished. And I'm free to return to disliking you.

  Vanessa Abrams : I wouldn't have it any other way.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, and, one more thing. If you didn't pay your rent with it, what did you do with Chuck's money?

  Vanessa Abrams : I may have created a medical grant for teen with genital herpies... in his name.

• Vanessa Abrams : [after being bribed]  You're sick.

  Chuck Bass : [taking videotape]  You're welcome.

• Blair Waldorf : [Chuck grabs Blair's arm]  Hey let go of me Bass!

  Chuck Bass : Drop your Archibald habit first.

  Blair Waldorf : You know I already have.

  Chuck Bass : Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.

  Blair Waldorf : You know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.

  Chuck Bass : Really, you want me to tell him how you slept with me and faked your virginity for him.

  Blair Waldorf : I'll just tell him your lying and who do you think he'll believe? You who bangs anything in his field of vision or me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.

  Chuck Bass : Oh now he'll believe me.

  Blair Waldorf : Why?

  Chuck Bass : I have proof.

  [Vanessa had filmed them on camera] 

  Chuck Bass : Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.

  Blair Waldorf : You knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.

  Vanessa Abrams : Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of you I think I got a new angle on my subject.

  Dan Humphrey : [Dan walks up]  Hey Vanessa let's get out of here.

  Chuck Bass : If you think I'm gonna let you walk out of here without that tape your crazy!

  [he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively] 

  Vanessa Abrams : Let go of me!

  Dan Humphrey : Hey! Last time I checked I still owe you a black eye so unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.