Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Wild Brunch (2007)

Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey

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• Jenny Humphrey : [encouraging Dan to talk to Serena]  You have nothing to lose.

  Dan Humphrey : No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.

  Jenny Humphrey : Oh no, I think that's gone.

• Dan Humphrey : Oh. Hey, you're up.

  Jenny Humphrey : And you're checking up on me.

  [her brother sighs] 

  Jenny Humphrey : I'm okay. Really, I'm okay. I was okay when you asked me at the party, and in the cab. When we got home, before and after I brushed my teeth. Look, I still feel really stupid. I mean, how could I have actually thought that Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me?

  Dan Humphrey : Because you trust people. Which is normally a good thing.

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah, except when it involves Chuck.

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, pretty much.

• Blair Waldorf : [enters downstairs room in huff]  Dorota, I told you, I didn't wanna see anyone.

  [turns out, though, it's sweet little Jenny] 

  Blair Waldorf : Hi, Jenny.

  Jenny Humphrey : Hi.

  Blair Waldorf : What do you want?

  Jenny Humphrey : Uh... I realized that I still have your calligraphy pens from the party invitations. And I thought you might need them for something.

  Blair Waldorf : That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. You wanna know what Chuck Bass is saying about you.

  Jenny Humphrey : No. Is he? Saying things? Is anyone?

  Blair Waldorf : Mm, no. Not yet, anyway. Chuck likes to brag about his conquests, not his victims. Come on, you can help me get ready for brunch.

  Jenny Humphrey : Okay, sure.

  [nods] 

  Jenny Humphrey : Nice flowers.

  Blair Waldorf : They're hydrangeas.

• Jenny Humphrey : [as Blair puts on elegant blue evening dress]  Wow. Blair, it's... it's beautiful. I mean... you look... beautiful.

  Blair Waldorf : [sighs as she surveys herself in the mirror]  It's average. The color is last season. And besides, Stella McCartney has a much better version at Bergdorf's.

  Jenny Humphrey : Right. I've... I've been meaning to go by Bergdorf's. Wow, these dolls are great! Oh, my God, you have Cabbage Patch. My brother used to have one of these. His name was Cedric.

  Blair Waldorf : [amused]  Your brother's name is Cedric?

  Jenny Humphrey : Oh, no, that was his Cabbage Patch Kid. My brother's name is Dan. Actually, you might know him. He, um, went out with Serena last night.

  Blair Waldorf : Is that your brother?

  [chuckles] 

  Blair Waldorf : So, does that mean you're friends with Serena now?

  Jenny Humphrey : I mean, I don't have a problem with her. But if someone has a problem with her,

  [shrugs] 

  Jenny Humphrey : I wouldn't have a problem with that either.

  Blair Waldorf : [smiles]  You know... if you like that dress... you can have it.

  Jenny Humphrey : What? No, no...!

  Blair Waldorf : I'm sure you'll find some way to repay me.

  [smiles] 

  Jenny Humphrey : [chuckles]  Oh, Blair, thank you! I mean, for the dress and... for the other thing. About, uh, about Chuck.

  Blair Waldorf : If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny... people will talk. Eventually. And you need to decide if all this... is worth it.

• Dan Humphrey : [almost got knocked down getting out of the taxi]  Oh! I think I have brain damage!

  Jenny Humphrey : You know, Dan, if you had brain damage, you wouldn't even know you had brain damage!

• Rufus Humphrey : Where did you get the dress?

  Jenny Humphrey : Oh, it was a thank-you gift from Blair for delivering the party invitations.

  Rufus Humphrey : Mm, looks like a *very* expensive thank-you gift.

  Jenny Humphrey : Dad, she has a closet the size of this apartment. It's full of them. Her Mom designed it.

  Rufus Humphrey : And her Mom's very talented, but the dress you made for yourself is much nicer.

  Jenny Humphrey : Which is why you don't wear dresses.

  Rufus Humphrey : Oh, I have a *couple* reasons.

  Jenny Humphrey : Hey, do you think the Farmer's Market is still open?

  Rufus Humphrey : [smiles]  Yeah. Why? You wanna go?

  Jenny Humphrey : Yeah.

  Rufus Humphrey : I thought you were getting too old to go places with your Dad.

  Jenny Humphrey : Well, you *used* to be cool.

  [Rufus grabs his heart in mock shock] 

  Jenny Humphrey : And the Nineties are making a comeback.

  Rufus Humphrey : That hurts!