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Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
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Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : You're not helping.
Jenny Humphrey : Not trying to help.
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Dan Humphrey : In an ironic - though not totally unexpected - twist, Nate got the one I wanted.
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Dan Humphrey : [about Nate] Last year, I believe he had an original thought. It died of loneliness.
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Rufus Humphrey : It's not that bad.
Dan Humphrey : Looks like I shaved with a wood-chipper.
Jenny Humphrey : I was going with more of a chainsaw.
Dan Humphrey : Not helping.
Jenny Humphrey : Not trying to.
Rufus Humphrey : Hey, look on the bright side. You're not a hemophiliac. Otherwise you'd...
[stifles laughter]
Rufus Humphrey : be in the emergency room.
Jenny Humphrey : And that's helping?
Dan Humphrey : Mm. Not really.
Rufus Humphrey : Dartmouth's gonna love you.
Dan Humphrey : You know, I gotta believe that being able to shave is a prerequisite for attending.
Rufus Humphrey : No one is better qualified, no one is smarter, more well-rounded.
Dan Humphrey : Or wounded. It's not like I have a trust fund to fall back on, Dad. You know, all I have is
[taps side of his head]
Dan Humphrey : what's up here.
Jenny Humphrey : Uh...
[Dan signals her to be quiet]
Rufus Humphrey : Oh, that is the most important thing. College is about academic excellence, not your stock portfolio. Besides, you're gonna do great in your interview. You take after your Dad in that way. The spotlight doesn't faze us.
Jenny Humphrey : [to Dan] Oh, you better hope there's not a spotlight involved.
[chuckles, gets a sharp look from Dad]
Jenny Humphrey : I'm your sister. It's what I do.
Dan Humphrey : Not when it's about Dartmouth.