Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Poison Ivy (2007)
Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf
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Quotes
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Kati Farkas : Have you seen Serena?
Isabel Coates : I wonder where she is?
Blair Waldorf : And you know what I wonder? How I'm supposed to hear anything about Yale with all this talk about Serena.
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Blair Waldorf : [to Serena, who arrived late for school:] Aww, too bad you missed the assembly. Not that it matters. Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut.
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Serena van der Woodsen : [the girls are playing field hockey] Look, I made a mistake with Nate, okay, but then you sabotaged me with Dan. We don't have to be friends...
[Blair hits Serena's foot with her stick]
Serena van der Woodsen : Ughhh!
Field Hockey Coach : What's up, Waldorf?
Blair Waldorf : Sorry, slipped.
Serena van der Woodsen : I'm fine.
[the game continues]
Serena van der Woodsen : I really wanna believe that was an accident.
Blair Waldorf : Then you must be delusional.
[for the second time Blair comes up and shoves Serena hard]
Blair Waldorf : [the coach gives her a flag]
Serena van der Woodsen : Thank you.
[now for the third time Blair comes up and knocks Serena to ground]
Field Hockey Coach : I'm running out of colors here, Blair.
Serena van der Woodsen : And I'm running out of patience. Enough, okay?
Blair Waldorf : It's enough when I say it's enough.
[the game continues on again and this time Serena comes up and tackles Blair to the ground]
Blair Waldorf : Ohhh! Get off!
Field Hockey Coach : Girls, break it up!
Blair Waldorf : Get off of me!
Serena van der Woodsen : Is that enough yet?
[pause]
Serena van der Woodsen : So we've actually come to physical blows, huh? Truce?
Blair Waldorf : [fakes to garner sympathy] Owww! My leg!
Field Hockey Coach : [fooled] Serena, you're out of here!
Serena van der Woodsen : I hope it's broken.
Blair Waldorf : Owww!
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Blair Waldorf : [re sneaked snap of Serena outside rehab center] What is she doing there?
Chuck Bass : Well, what's anyone doing there? It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
Blair Waldorf : You must have your own wing.
Chuck Bass : You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit.
[pause]
Chuck Bass : So the question is, what do you do now?
Blair Waldorf : I was thinking total social destruction.
Chuck Bass : And here I thought you were getting soft.
[pause]
Chuck Bass : So this is your bed, huh?
Blair Waldorf : Leaving. Now!
Chuck Bass : You can repay me another time.
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Blair Waldorf : If you weren't such a perv, I'm sure the CIA would hire you in a second.
Chuck Bass : Defending my country, now there's a future I never envisioned.
Blair Waldorf : With good reason.
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Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, what the hell was that?
Blair Waldorf : Will you excuse us, please.
Serena van der Woodsen : So we good now, we square?
Blair Waldorf : No. Because nothing I do will ever be as bad as what you did to me.
Serena van der Woodsen : Look, I'm asking you please. I'll stop if you will.
Blair Waldorf : You're just saying that because today you lost and you're gonna keep losing. Now if you'll excuse me. Unlike you I have a future to get back to.
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[just after Blair read Serena her letter]
Serena van der Woodsen : Why didn't you send it? I would've...
Blair Waldorf : You would've what? You knew, Serena, and you didn't even call.
Serena van der Woodsen : I didn't know what to say to you or even how to be your friend after what I did. I'm so sorry.
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Blair Waldorf : Do you remember when dad gave me my first Yale sweatshirt? I don't think any piece of clothing has ever fit me more perfectly. Not to mention how adorable I found that bulldog. Remember when I asked you if I could get a bulldog? Good call by the way saying no. And now the big day is finally here. Soon Nate and I will be away at college. Him coming down to Yale, me going up to Dartmouth. Dad flying in for the Princeton game. I hope it doesn't make you feel old watching me grow up.
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Blair Waldorf : [Chuck's made naughty comments about short skirts catfight on the hockey field] Agh, you're heinous.
Chuck Bass : [amused] Which is probably why you called.
Blair Waldorf : You know me well.
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Serena van der Woodsen : What's that?
Blair Waldorf : It's a letter. I wrote it while you where in boarding school. I never sent it.
[reads from letter]
Blair Waldorf : Dear Serena. My world is falling apart. My father left my mother for a thirty-one year old model. A *male* model. I feel like screaming because I have no one to talk to. You're gone. My dad is gone. Nate's acting weird.
[beat]
Blair Waldorf : Where are you? Why won't you call? Why did you leave without saying goodbye? You're supposed to be my best friend. I miss you so much. Love, Blair.