Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Dare Devil (2007)
Jed Orlemann: Club Stockbroker
Quotes
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Jenny Humphrey : So Eric's here, now it's your turn. Truth or dare?
Blair Waldorf : You have to ask?
Jenny Humphrey : I dare you to make out with that guy.
Blair Waldorf : Easy.
Jenny Humphrey : And mean it.
Blair Waldorf : Watch and learn, little Humphrey.
[walks over to kiss the stockbroker guy]
Blair Waldorf : [the friend of the guy says he hopes Amanda doesn't find out]
Blair Waldorf : Who's Amanda?
Club Stockbroker : Just my girlfriend.
Blair Waldorf : Amanda never has to know, does she?
Club Stockbroker : I'm not tellin' her!
[laughs with his friends]
Blair Waldorf : Look what I got.
[stole stockbroker's phone]
Blair Waldorf : I dare you to call his girlfriend, her name's Amanda.
Jenny Humphrey : Done and done.
[calls Amanda]
Jenny Humphrey : Hello? Amanda, hi, this is Bl... Claire. Yeah, I just had my tongue down your boyfriend's throat and he neglected to tell me you existed until after it was over. Just thought you should know. He's a real catch! Bye.
[the girls laugh]
Blair Waldorf : Alright, sleepover of the year!
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Amanda : Where is she?
Club Stockbroker : Baby, what, who, I'm here at the club with the guys.
[walks over to Blair]
Club Stockbroker : Hey! Excuse me, hello? Where's my phone?
Dan Humphrey : Hey, hey, let go of her.
Club Stockbroker : Who the hell are you?
Blair Waldorf : His phone is at our table. If you weren't so drunk and drooling over every girl in this place you would've seen that.
Amanda : I'm gonna kill you!
Blair Waldorf : Oh, you must be Amanda, right? Well, I would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig.
[Amanda lunges at Blair but Serena stops her]
Serena van der Woodsen : Hey, hey, hey, back off of her, okay?
Blair Waldorf : I don't need you to defend me.
Jenny Humphrey : I wasn't even her who called you, it was me.
Dan Humphrey : Jenny?
Amanda : So she's the one with the tongue?
Dan Humphrey : Tongue, tongue! What are you even doing here? You're supposed to be at a sleepover.
Amanda : You made out with a girl from a sleepover?
Dan Humphrey : You made out with him?
Club Stockbroker : I made out with her.
[looks at Blair]
Blair Waldorf : Eww. It was a dare.
Amanda : A dare? What are you, children?
Dan Humphrey : Yeah, pretty much. She's 14.
[looking at Jenny]
Amanda , Club Stockbroker : 14!
Club Stockbroker : Jesus, I swear, I had no idea, baby. I mean look at her, I mean she's jailbait.
Dan Humphrey : What, what's that?
Jenny Humphrey : Dan, stay out of it, okay? You're just causing more problems than you're solving.
Dan Humphrey : The only thing causing a problem is the cocktail napkin you're wearing.
Club Stockbroker : That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Club Stockbroker : [drunkenly] Hey, baby, do you want to, uh... maybe show me the bathroom, get lost somewhere around coat check?
Blair Waldorf : Well, my answer is usually "never say never", but for you I'll make an exception.