Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Seventeen Candles (2007)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

Quotes 

• Chuck Bass : Are you ready for your present?

  [Blair grabs his hair and pulls] 

  Chuck Bass : Owww! If you wanted to play ROUGH all you had to do was ask!

  Blair Waldorf : You nauseate me!

  Chuck Bass : All this talk about how you have to be with Nate, or the world will end. Face it, it's over!

  Blair Waldorf : You sound like a jealous boyfriend.

  Chuck Bass : Yeah, right! You wish!

  Blair Waldorf : No. You wish!

  Chuck Bass : Please, you forget who you're talking to.

  Blair Waldorf : So do you. Do you... like me?

  Chuck Bass : Define "like"?

  Blair Waldorf : Ohh! Ahh! You have got to be kidding! I do not believe this.

  Chuck Bass : How do you think I feel! I haven't slept, I feel sick - like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.

  Blair Waldorf : Butterflies? Oh, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no! This is not happening!

  Chuck Bass : Believe me, no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am.

  Blair Waldorf : Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!

  Chuck Bass : Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.

  Blair Waldorf : Thanks!

• Chuck Bass : [to Blair]  Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.

• Chuck Bass : Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of you purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...

  Blair Waldorf : Well erase the tape!

• Blair Waldorf : Oh my God! Do you like me?

  Chuck Bass : Define like...

• Chuck Bass : [Opening his door]  Nathaniel!

  Nate Archibald : Where's the girl?

  Chuck Bass : In my dreams. I was trying to get some shut-eye. What's on your mind?

  Nate Archibald : Just my mom...

  Chuck Bass : Sounds Freudian.

• Chuck Bass : [outside chapel]  So, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.

  Blair Waldorf : Go away, Chuck! I've been given orders practically from God himself to avoid you.

  Chuck Bass : Will you consider avoiding me over breakfast?

  Blair Waldorf : Sorry, but as is traditional the day before my birthday, I'm heading to the jewelers to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and...

  Chuck Bass : Nate? Well, I don't think he'll be singing Happy Birthday this year.

  Blair Waldorf : No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's gonna stay that way so that I can fix it. And I don't think he'd still be your friend if he knew.

  Chuck Bass : If he knew how much I enjoyed removing a certain chastity belt in the back of this very limo...

  Blair Waldorf : [icily]  From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear?

  Chuck Bass : Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, erase the tape, because as far as I am concerned, it never happened.

  Chuck Bass : I'll see you at your party tonight.

  Blair Waldorf : You're officially uninvited!

  Chuck Bass : Never stopped me before!

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over]  Speak of the devil and he doth appear... wearing his trademark scarf. Careful, B. Hell hath no fury like a Chuck Bass scorned.