Pushing Daisies (TV Series)

The Fun in Funeral (2007)

Kristin Chenoweth: Olive Snook

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Quotes 

• Olive Snook : Do you want to be a delivery boy, or a delivery man?

  Delivery Boy : Boy. You be the man.

  Olive Snook : But it's my day off! And I'm a girl!

• Alfredo : Might I make an observation?

  Olive Snook : Compliment or criticism?

  Alfredo : A neutral thought I would say. It's not a compliment nor critical.

  Olive Snook : Neutral thought, gives me pause!

  Alfredo : Neutral for this portion of the conversation but I do have a complimentary observation as part of a follow-up discussion, which I intend to headline with an offer to repair your espresso machine.

  Olive Snook : What's your neutral thought?

  Alfredo : You seem decidedly unhappy.

  Olive Snook : I haven't decided that!

  Alfredo : No anxieties? Neuroses? Pathologies?

  Olive Snook : Garden variety. What are you beating at?

  Alfredo : I'm beating at happiness. I've beaten it into submission and bottled it for convenience. It's homeopathic.

  Olive Snook : Meaning it deeply relates to gay people.

  Alfredo : Gay only in that they are bright, they are happy!

• Olive Snook : Musing on the idea of setting someone on fire doesn't mean you REALLY want to set them on fire, it's just the thought of it that makes you happy. But only for a second, then you feel bad, but that second could be a lot of fun!

• Olive Snook : S.O.S... oh S. Oh S!

• Emerson Cod : That was the Truth Bus.

  Olive Snook : That wasn't the Truth Bus. That was the Bitchy Crosstown Express.

• Olive Snook : Someone has made you the happy recipients of a pie from The Pie Hole. As in "shut your." Or, in this case, "open your," because it's really good!

  Vivian Charles : [thoughtful]  Pie Hole... I like it, it's provocative.

• Alfredo : It's homeopathic.

  Olive Snook : Meaning it only relates to gay people?

• Alfredo Aldarisio : Espresso? Please?

  Olive Snook : We have coffee.

  Alfredo Aldarisio : You have an espresso machine.

  Olive Snook : It's broken. Sits there being pretty, but nobody touches it. Decaf or regular?

  Alfredo Aldarisio : No flavors? Hazelnut? French vanilla?

  Olive Snook : Why can't sugar be enough?

• Olive Snook : This is a pie-house, not some sort of herbal crack den.

• [about Charlotte Charles, who she just found out was not dead] 

  Olive Snook : I could smell trouble on her like she stepped in it and it stuck to her heel.

• Olive Snook : Someone has made you the recipients of a pie from 'The Pie Hole'... as in "shut your", or in this case, "open your" because it's real good.