Californication (TV Series)

Turn the Page (2007)

David Duchovny: Hank Moody

Quotes 

• Hank Moody : You are a very young sociopath in training.

  Mia Lewis : Oh, come on. That's like Satan calling one of his junior minions a big meanie.

• Hank Moody : Sorry I'm late. I just, uh...

  Charlie Runkle : Just what?

  Hank Moody : Nah, that's all I got.

• Hank Moody : If I do anything about this shit, there's no telling of what she's going to do. There's no stopping her from telling Karen... or Bill... or Becca.

  Charlie Runkle : Fuck, the police!

  Hank Moody : Fuck the police.

• Hank Moody : Where's Ilsa, the She Wolf of the SS?

  Temp : Excuse me?

  Hank Moody : Dani. Where's Dani?

  Temp : Oh, she's in a meeting with, uh, Mr. Runkle. And you are?

  Hank Moody : Going in there.

  Temp : I'm sorry, sir, I can't...

  Hank Moody : Wi-wi-will you look at the time? The big hand says 'fuck' and the little hand says 'off'.

• Becca Moody : I want to live with dad. I'll still visit and stuff. I just, I want most of the time with dad.

  Hank Moody : That... is the first I've heard of this, Karen. Karen?

  [Karen walks away] 

  Hank Moody : Karen. Karen! Uh, Becca, have you, um... have you thought this through? I mean, have you- have you...

  [Becca walks away] 

  Hank Moody : Becca. Shit, Becca! Becca... Bill?

  [Bill groans and walks away] 

  Hank Moody : Bill...

  Mia Lewis : And then there were two. You know, I'm going to need some help getting out of this dress.

  Hank Moody : And then there was one.

• Hank Moody : I have a lame boner for justice.

• Hank Moody : [to Karen, who's trying out her bridal dress]  I guess you're going with a more liberal interpretation of the whole white wedding concept, are you?

  Mia Lewis : [enters]  You think I can go bra-less?

  [notices Hank] 

  Mia Lewis : Oh!

  [covers up] 

  Mia Lewis : Sorry. Didn't know we had a gentleman in our presence.

  Karen : Only if you go with the more liberal interpretation of the whole gentleman concept.

  Hank Moody : Ouch!

• Becca Moody : [Karen rushes off not to let her see her cry]  She's highly emotional, that one.

  Hank Moody : All the good ones are.