Californication (TV Series)

The Whore of Babylon (2007)

Evan Handler: Charlie Runkle

Quotes 

• Charlie Runkle : Hank, the whole idea behind the blog is an ongoing narrative, you understand? A series of events that follows another series of events.

  Hank Moody : I get that, I get that, I really do. I just can't whore myself out to the tall man anymore. You know, ongoing or not, I can't do it. Capiche?

  Charlie Runkle : Uh, with all due respect, Hank, grow the fuck up already, would you?

  Hank Moody : Come on, you're the lying cocksucker that got me in this in the first place. You set me up!

  Charlie Runkle : If by set you up, you mean contrive a situation in which you might actually start to produce words again, then, yes, okay, guilty as charged.

  Hank Moody : You - you should have told me what you were up to in the first place. That was bullshit.

  Charlie Runkle : You wouldn't have have done it, okay? You see what I'm getting at here?

  Hank Moody : Oh, fuck you! You're fired!

  Charlie Runkle : You know that you fired me roughly every ninety days since we started to work together.

  Hank Moody : Yeah, because I'm a consistent motherfucker.

  Charlie Runkle : All right, don't do this, Hank, okay? Not now. No other agent in their right mind would take you on at this point.

  Hank Moody : Ah...

  Charlie Runkle : And the ones who would wouldn't be able to get you a job doing kiddy porn.

  Hank Moody : Yeah, well, we'll see about that.