- Zack Martin: I don't deserve this.
- Carey Martin: Sure you do, honey. We are all so proud of you.
- Zack Martin: But...
- Kurt: Yeah pal, you made us so proud.
- Zack Martin: No, I didn't! Cause I didn't graduate!
- [everyone gasps]
- Mr. Moseby: [sarcastic tone] There's a shock.
- Barbara Brownstein: You know when we get to high school, I'm taking five AP classes!
- Cody Martin: I'm taking six!
- [Barbara stomps on Cody's foot, only to hurt herself]
- Cody Martin: Steel-toe boots!
- [dances away with glee]
- Cody Martin: You know, Mom's really gonna be mad when she finds out you're not graduating.
- Zack Martin: Well she can't be too mad when she finds out I saved a life.
- Cody Martin: Whose life did you save?
- Zack Martin: [trying to shove an apple in his mouth] Here, choke on this.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: What took you so long? Did the storm slow you down?
- London Tipton: No, I added an extra twenty minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I hate you!
- London Tipton: I have the helicopter.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Love you. Let's go!
- Mr. Forgess: [to Zack] We have a little problem. You seem to have failed English.
- Zack Martin: Wait, what?
- Mr. Forgess: You won't be graduating with your class.
- Zack Martin: No, no, no, no, no! I need to graduate with my class! If I don't graduate, I'll have to go to su... su... su...
- Mr. Forgess: [finishes Zack's sentence] ... mmer school.
- Zack Martin: Yeah, that's it.
- London Tipton: [to Maddie] I'm spending the summer on my yacht. What are you doing?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Working here. Oh, yeah, and when I get home, I get to help Mom gut fish and apply pimple cream to my dad's hairy back.
- London Tipton: Ooh, I just had a baby barf.
- London Tipton: Maddie, you know what I like about summer vacation? Not being locked up in a stuffy school until noon every day.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: London, some of us actually come back to school after lunch.
- London Tipton: And I suppose you go on Fridays, too.
- [laughs]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yeah, silly me.
- Sister Dominick: [to Maddie and London] So what are we talking about girls?
- London Tipton: Fish guts and hairy pimples.
- Sister Dominick: Ooh, I think I just had a baby barf.
- Holly: [to London] Hi, I'm Holly
- [extends her hand]
- London Tipton: Hi, I'm London
- [drops Maddie and shakes hands with Holly]
- Holly: Nice diamond bracelet. Wanna play some cards?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Don't do it! In half an hour, she'll own the hotel.