- Ricky Gervais: But you're treating it like an insult when it's a compliment. That they would love you to laugh at them because they like you so much.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, because it would make them think that they're on the same level, and they're not.
- Ricky Gervais: But it's not like someone going to a doctor and going, "Can I take your appendix out?"
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, it is!
- Ricky Gervais: No, it's not!
- Jerry Seinfeld: It is to me.
- Ricky Gervais: We don't do that thing... We're not that important.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Aren't we?
- Jerry Seinfeld: [behind an accident] As long as no one is hurt, I like the biggest possible disaster.
- Jerry Seinfeld: It's like a dog in a car. What does he think is going on? Where does he think he is?
- Ricky Gervais: Yeah.
- Jerry Seinfeld: He seems to accept it like he knows what it is.